Rating: PG-13ish, I suppose?
Word Count: 5673
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way, shape or form.
Summary: Neji's latest mission has him dressing like a woman and playing Naruto's wife. Naruto plays his part a little too well and continues to call Neji his little wife even after the mission. Neji proceeds by reminding Naruto that he is not a woman. Neji/Naruto.
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